Pirate Ipsum

colab
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Large sailing ship
A pirate ship

Monocle Ipsum

Sam Del Monte
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Two men, one with monocle
Enrique Granados Campiña and Andrés Perelló de Segurola
Courtesy of Bain Collection from Library of Congress, via Flickr Commons.

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Coffee

Derick Yearnsmith
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Turkish, aged café au lait instant as arabica whipped espresso. Extraction caffeine grounds acerbic americano mocha half and half.

Single shot black café au lait so, arabica caffeine breve, decaffeinated mazagran whipped decaffeinated caffeine. Irish crema saucer barista, dark dripper qui irish crema sweet. Siphon, and, instant, half and half, doppio plunger pot, cappuccino half and half milk extra cinnamon foam. Percolator dark, spoon, flavour, sit id redeye, grounds turkish beans irish robusta. Eu, extra black seasonal sit arabica body.

Person grinding coffee
A girl grinds coffee beans during a traditional Ethiopian coffee ceremony

Mazagran crema in cup aromatic so con panna. Black, saucer bar so grinder, chicory arabica mug wings filter crema. Instant white, fair trade lungo mocha dripper, froth blue mountain irish and steamed. At, viennese, trifecta id siphon wings medium extra at acerbic. Cortado redeye cup siphon filter instant ristretto caramelization.

Dark affogato seasonal cup single shot rich, caramelization bar mocha java affogato. Coffee, café au lait, whipped galão single origin grinder brewed acerbic skinny whipped ristretto. Whipped, arabica, percolator frappuccino macchiato spoon white. Carajillo chicory, iced arabica variety that blue mountain. Aged cortado grounds crema crema id redeye dripper.

Coffee cherries
Coffee beans are the seed of this fruit.

Siphon grounds, at white irish instant flavour wings, redeye skinny grinder breve aromatic half and half espresso. Chicory, strong, aromatic aftertaste macchiato in extraction, turkish kopi-luwak, affogato blue mountain trifecta bar single origin id sit pumpkin spice. Aftertaste, irish, aftertaste saucer iced espresso white cup robust, et instant galão, carajillo to go robusta organic café au lait iced viennese mazagran. Grounds that, macchiato, café au lait breve, affogato sit aged fair trade aromatic french press, galão, carajillo that mocha café au lait mug acerbic plunger pot. At whipped french press breve, mocha carajillo spoon caramelization roast, strong, aroma, caffeine java wings, aftertaste, cortado sweet espresso white mug sit bar.

Froth aroma java, cappuccino aftertaste fair trade, beans, plunger pot so, acerbic, mug seasonal white extra shop sweet cinnamon dark.

Turkish coffee
Turkish Coffee is prepared by boiling it in a cezve.
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Veggies

Derick Yearnsmith
fresh vegetables in cardboard box
An assortment of veggies makes for a healthy meal.
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Veggies es bonus vobis, proinde vos postulo essum magis kohlrabi welsh onion daikon amaranth tatsoi tomatillo melon azuki bean garlic.

Gumbo beet greens corn soko endive gumbo gourd. Parsley shallot courgette tatsoi pea sprouts fava bean collard greens dandelion okra wakame tomato. Dandelion cucumber earthnut pea peanut soko zucchini.

Assortment of eggplants and onions
Eggplant is one of my favourite vegetables

Turnip greens yarrow ricebean rutabaga endive cauliflower sea lettuce kohlrabi amaranth water spinach avocado daikon napa cabbage asparagus winter purslane kale. Celery potato scallion desert raisin horseradish spinach carrot soko. Lotus root water spinach fennel kombu maize bamboo shoot green bean swiss chard seakale pumpkin onion chickpea gram corn pea. Brussels sprout coriander water chestnut gourd swiss chard wakame kohlrabi beetroot carrot watercress. Corn amaranth salsify bunya nuts nori azuki bean chickweed potato bell pepper artichoke.

Cheese Ipsum

A cheese wheel
"Fine Quality Swiss Cheese. The uniform size and even distribution of the eyes seen here is characteristic of the best Swiss Cheese" (source)
From: Cheese making, Courtesy of Internet Archive , via Flickr
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I love cheese, especially mozzarella hard cheese.

Boursin rubber cheese croque monsieur. Bavarian bergkase cheese slices mozzarella macaroni cheese cottage cheese danish fontina boursin cheese slices. Boursin lancashire mozzarella feta cheese and biscuits stinking bishop lancashire smelly cheese. Cheesy grin red leicester cottage cheese ricotta monterey jack swiss cottage cheese stilton. Pepper jack stilton the big cheese jarlsberg.

Woman working in cheese factory
"U429/22. 80 lb cheeses for the Allied servicemen on Pacific battlefronts roll down the production line at the Drouin co-operative milk factory, in which farmers who supply the milk own the shares. The factory sends out pasteurised milk for Melbourne" (source)
Jim Fitzpatrick, courtesy of National Library of Australia, via Flickr Commons
Poster advertising cheese
Poster reads:"Eat More Cottage Cheese…You'll Need Less Meat…A Postal Card Will Bring Recipes…Cottage Cheese or Meat? Ask Your Pocketbook!"
U.S. War Dept., courtesy of U.S. National Archives, via Flickr Commons

Feta lancashire pepper jack. Manchego roquefort hard cheese say cheese cheese slices cheddar chalk and cheese airedale. Stilton red leicester babybel hard cheese airedale feta paneer cottage cheese. Taleggio cream cheese gouda everyone loves say cheese dolcelatte parmesan when the cheese comes out everybody's happy. Cheeseburger pecorino goat fromage frais swiss goat paneer cow. Cheddar lancashire danish fontina.